SHOTS FIRED! Acorn - [Narco Warrior PVC Patch]

In a twist of fate that might have squirrels everywhere chuckling in their tree branches, Officer Maple experienced what can only be described as a "nutty" misadventure. It all began on a crisp autumn day, when an unsuspecting acorn, executing a perfect dive from its branch, landed with an audacious 'plink' atop Jerry's patrol car. Mistaking the sound for gunfire, Officer Maple, ever the vigilant guardian of public safety, launched into action. Without missing a beat, he began a tactical crawl and danced around the vehicle, unleashing a barrage of return fire at what he believed was an unseen assailant. Inside the car, Jimmy was now questioning his actions and if his "life of crime" was worthy of such danger he was now facing as if he was in an action movie he hadn't signed up for. The incident would go down in precinct lore, as a hilarious reminder of the day when nature 'fired' first, and Officer Maple answered the call to arms, with his symphony of "protective fire”.

This patch is 4"x2.97" and made with high quality PVC with a velcro hook loop backing.